Toss a coin to your witcher, and open up a vein for Neve Campbell! (I think that's how it goes) The American Red Cross has rather geniusly enlisted the help of none other than Sidney F****n Prescott to ask us to open up our veins and donate that crimson elixir of life. The ad employs various horror movie tropes, as Neve quips, "Why am I running from the killer instead of grabbing something big and sharp? Dumb." Wasting blood is dumb, spill it for a cause, pour a pint out for the homies.
The American Red Cross just made the most enticing blood donation ad ever, by having Neve Campbell implore, "When's the last time you donated blood?" Eat your heart out, Don Draper! Cool, now I just need to know how often I'm allowed to donate. And I'll be sure to let them know Neve sent me. Keep your lunch money, Neve Campbell wants your blood... so you'd better go give it up, creeps. It may not be Scream 6 but Sidney Prescott holding a bat and schooling us on the severe lack of blood donations is pretty dang cool.