Roses are red
Our attire is black
Valentine's Day is coming
We've got your back....
With these handy dandy, super romanticy Fango horror Valentine's Day cards for your lovers, friends, and strangers you pass along the way.
And because we love you and want to offer up our own romantic gesture, they're free. That's right, free horror valentine cards for you to print and pass out. Prepare to woo and wow. It's hard to pick a favorite, and we've got a little something for everyone, courtesy of Fango's Creative Director Jason Kauzlarich and his fiancé Alyssa Vidales.
There are actually six love languages: Looking for a little leash play à la Infinity Pool? Into going full Gabriel with a Malignant love that simply cannot be contained? How about an "I only have eyes for you" Saw X blinding love, or an all-consuming Talk To Me style possession? Of course, there's always giving every last bit of yourself Evil Dead Rise style, or looking to a future so bright you've gotta wear Terrifier shades. You don't have to choose just one! Download all of the high-res cards for print here.
Of course, our Valentine's Day celebration suggestions involve throwing on some proper valentine horror movies. You could go with My Bloody Valentine or 2001's Valentine if you're aiming to be super on target with your Cupid viewings. But if you're in the mood for some dark romance and need a bit of inspiration, check out our list of 10 Romantic Horror Movies To Sink Your Teeth Into or head to the theater for an outing with Lisa Frankenstein.
Regardless of genre, we still think "I have crossed oceans of time to find you" is quite possibly the most romantic line ever written or spoken on film, so Bram Stoker's Dracula is always a top-tier suggestion. However you choose to celebrate, we're honored to take part in your valentine card exchange. And remember... Fango loves you.
